Some of the results returned:
- At Josh&Josh, the search item was found in their list of at work dares from last January. One of the five point dares was "At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, 'As God as my witness, I'll never go hungry again.'" There are enough orthodox religious people at work that this action would probably only be mistaken for giving thanks before eating. A better dare is from the list of a dozen things to shake things up: "Finish all your sentences with 'In accordance with the prophecy.'" This will definitely solidify your pre-millennialist credentials with your co-workers.
- Pink is the New Blog had some of the comments made by Britney Spears' bodyguard: "'Typically she wakes around one or two in the afternoon,' he says. 'We get her two drinks from Starbucks: a hot large vanilla latte, and a cold mocha Frappuccino. We'd ask if she wants a hot or a cold. She goes tanning almost daily in Bel Air, on a UV tanning bed. Then she'll decide whether to have a manicure there. She loves sushi, so she'll often have that for breakfast, even though it's lunchtime. Through the day she snacks on crisps, and loves Coke, Special K cereal and Red Bull energy drinks.'" Apparently the Court is wasting its time ordering drug tests for Britney. Her bad behavior is easily explained by her regimen and diet that have been putting in her in a Special K hole.
- Gay.com has travel information for Ft. Lauderdale. When visiting a city known for its sun, warmth, and beaches, it's fun to ignore all that and visit a dark, dank local bathhouse. "The Clubhouse is popular with mature, no-attitude men and draws crowds at lunchtime and on Tuesday leather night (leather gear is optional and this event actually draws a pretty mixed bunch). The facilities, which include whirlpool, steam room, dry sauna and a small gym, are well maintained. Guys can -- and do -- walk around completely nude. The busiest area is the steam room. The staff is friendly. Racially diverse, generally older crowd." Staying out of the sun is a good way to protect aging skin.